the power to have a power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!