The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To call me maybe

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!