Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!