The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!