the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to live.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!