The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!