The ability to see through insects.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to close your nose

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power to age faster

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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to zap people but only yourself

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!