The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!