the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!