- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to be powerless.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the ability to die on command

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to go to hell.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to shrink your private parts.

Pointless Super Powers