The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!