The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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yo mama

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!