The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to look at Sun.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the ability to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!