- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Justin Bieber

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The ability to jump

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers