The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!