The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!