- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

open up pickles glass

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to be alone

The power to smell whore

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers