the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!