The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to look TV

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!