the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!