The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!