To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!