The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!