The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to misspell

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!