- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

the power to fire my lazer

The ability to be heard in space

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

Pointless Super Powers