The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!