The power to be a snail

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to even

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!