The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to have no power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!