The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!