The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to die

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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cry acid tears

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!