Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be french.

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75% levitation

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!