- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

the power the convince people if they agree

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

75% levitation

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power... to move you.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to have gravity.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Pointless Super Powers