The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the ability to levitate

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!