the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!