The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!