The power to be normal and average

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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75% levitation

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power... to move you.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!