The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!