the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to get fat in America

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!