the power to hovertate

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!