- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to self destruct

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to give yourself sunburn

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to become visible at will.

Pointless Super Powers