The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to poo.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!