The power drown in water

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to poo.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!