- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to smell water.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

power to age faster

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers