- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the ability to blow yourself

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to get married

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to jizz money

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

Pointless Super Powers