The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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yo mama

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to be gay on command.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!