The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to die

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to have no power

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!