The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!