The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!