The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to animate condiments

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!