The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to be alone

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!