- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to be Chuck Norris

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to make faces at the blind

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

Pointless Super Powers