The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!