The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!