- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

power to age faster

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to be gay on command.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

Pointless Super Powers