- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being black

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

Pointless Super Powers