the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!