The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!