the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!