The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to waste money

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!