the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Acid pee

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of self mind control

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!